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??

Well done, grasshopper.

You chose Player 1.

 

First rule of the EFK Playground?

Know yourself. Choose yourself.

 

You chose Player 2?!

wtf?

 

Never choose player 2. 

Repeat after me:

I am Player 1.

I am the main friggin character in my own damn life.

Don’t forget that.

 

Let’s try this again.

 


 

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