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THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER
Okay.
You’re out of denial.
You’re aware you’re inflamed.
Let’s work on that shit.
This isn’t self-help.
This is self-rescue.
Here are 5 quick things to get you less crispy right now:
1️⃣ Drink some damn water.
Half your anxiety is dehydration wearing a costume.
2️⃣ Take one big-ass breath.
And then another. Your nervous system is begging for it.
3️⃣ Close your eyes for 7 minutes.
Call it a nap. Call it a reboot. Just go dark.
4️⃣ Shake your body for 30 seconds.
Yes, you’ll feel stupid. Do it anyway.
Shake off the day like a wet dog.
5️⃣ Scream into a pillow / towel / ocean.
You are not a storage unit for other people’s chaos.
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