How Crispy are you? | EFK Playground

TIME TO CHOOSE YOUR FIRE LEVEL:

1) DEEP-FRIED CHICKEN NUGGET

You're not just crispy -

you're deep fried.

Crying-in-a-zoom- meeting friend.

"Don't touch me unless you brought snacks and therapy" fried.

2) SPICY & CRISPY AF

You're technically functioning -

but you definitley require a warning label.

you're deep fried.

Burnt edges.

Snappy replies.

Still spicy... sexy in the right light,

but also slightly scary.

3) BBQ LEVEL

Grill marks in all the right places -

but definitely toasty.

Still fit for human consumption...

but let's be honest: should you be doing BBQ everyday?

Sinature vibe:

saying "I'm fine" and lying, like 75% of the time.