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TIME TO CHOOSE YOUR FIRE LEVEL:
1) DEEP-FRIED CHICKEN NUGGET
You're not just crispy -
you're deep fried.
Crying-in-a-zoom- meeting friend.
"Don't touch me unless you brought snacks and therapy" fried.
2) SPICY & CRISPY AF
You're technically functioning -
but you definitley require a warning label.
you're deep fried.
Burnt edges.
Snappy replies.
Still spicy... sexy in the right light,
but also slightly scary.
3) BBQ LEVEL
Grill marks in all the right places -
but definitely toasty.
Still fit for human consumption...
but let's be honest: should you be doing BBQ everyday?
Sinature vibe:
saying "I'm fine" and lying, like 75% of the time.
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